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FREE CRAB RANGOON MEMES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Do you dream of a life where your inbox overflows with crab rangoon memes from friends, family, and even complete strangers? Well, put your bib on, because here’s the juicy game plan:
STEP 1: Drop an April Fools’ joke product so outrageous, people can’t stop sharing it.
STEP 2: By 4/20, unleash the real, cream-cheesy masterpiece and watch the chaos unfold.
STEP 3: Sit back, relax, and savor the flood of memes.
Who knew that rocking corpse paint and starring in a death metal music video with an animated crab screaming about everyone’s favorite Chinese takeout guilty pleasure wouldn’t just fill my DMs, but also launch one of DSSOLVR’s most viral brands? This wild ride drove a significant increase in both retail and on-premise sales—and even inspired industry imitations. Proof that when you mix absurdity with strategy, the results can be insanely delicious.
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